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Kids are VICIOUS

Thu Jun 25, 2009, 5:52 PM
  • Mood: Llama
  • Listening to: The Pogues
  • Reading: Less Than Zero - Bret Easton Ellis
Awright, so I work at library, yeah? I’m in the children’s section shelving books (and standing there admiring the amazing artwork in some of the picture books xD), and there are these little kids playing on the computer; a brother and a sister. They’re fighting loudly over who gets a turn, and I turn around to tell them to shut the fuck up (or rather something that won’t get me fired), and what do I see?

The boy grabs the girl’s hair with one hand, and with the other hand he JAMS HIS FINGERS INTO HER EYE SOCKET. And, of course, she screams bloody murder while he scoffs and pushes her out of the way so he can play goddamn Sesame Street.

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I’m never having kids. What about you guys?

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  • Current Residence: North Carolina
  • Favourite movie: Rumble Fish, Billy Elliot, Pan's Labyrinth, Empire of the Sun, Fight Club, Tekkonkinkreet
  • Favourite band or musician: Elvis Perkins, The Clash, The Pogues, Fleet Foxes, Sanford Clark, The Arcade Fire, Colossus, NIN
  • Favourite artist: Tomer Hanuka, Amano, Dali, Basquiat, Mucha, Michelangelo, Dave McKean
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  • Favourite photographer: Andre Kertesz, Man Ray, Erwin Olaf
  • Favourite game: MGS series, Bully, and of course anything SquareSoft/Enix = <3

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