Awright, so I work at library, yeah? I’m in the children’s section shelving books (and standing there admiring the amazing artwork in some of the picture books xD), and there are these little kids playing on the computer; a brother and a sister. They’re fighting loudly over who gets a turn, and I turn around to tell them to shut the fuck up (or rather something that won’t get me fired), and what do I see?
The boy grabs the girl’s hair with one hand, and with the other hand he JAMS HIS FINGERS INTO HER EYE SOCKET. And, of course, she screams bloody murder while he scoffs and pushes her out of the way so he can play goddamn Sesame Street.
I’m never having kids. What about you guys?
Blood Bones
Kids are VICIOUS
Llama
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W=World
W=Wide
S=Sickness
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music =
"Let me show you just how fascinating kissing is when earth collides with all the space between!"
"Note to self, I miss you terribly. This is what we call a tragedy. Come back to me, back to me, To me."
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Not yet baked so changes can be made per your instructions.
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Bo†eR
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"Mama said they my magic shoes. Mama say they take me anywhere. Of course Mama use to beat me with a rubber hose and call me a retard."
-Ryan Reynolds in "Waiting..."
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