Dear AP Art Portfolio 3-Dimensional,

I despise you like I despise stanky, crying, ugly babies. But the worst is over and now I have no worries. I'm gonna have some major ones in a coupla weeks, I'm sure. But at least I won't be glueing with glue that smells like ass or cutting with a dull X-Acto and totally missing my target. I was starting to run out of Band-Aids, there.

I'm totally bullshitting you for the last two weeks of class.
Much love (syke),
Ariel

FINALLY. SO HAPPY.
This is all I have to say.
That, and... I will finally be submitting real arts!! Because I am doing absolutely nothing on my time off. So dreary! So boring!
Such is life. ;_;

Happy Break-ness, all. WHERE YOU BITCHES GOIN'??
If I could go anywhere I would go to... Moscow? It has that Candyland building!
Realistically, I would go for London. British people know their... everything, really.

I'm ranting Because I need to. And today was hectic as shit.
Some cop got shot by this dude who stole a car but the cop [who's totally okay] shot the dude [who's in critical condition] and fuckin' everything was blocked off and it took me over an hour to get home [as opposed to ~15 minutes] cuz I didn't have a map and my phone didn't work so I couldn't call my mom for directions and OMG AH.
And a fucking helicopter landed in my school's soccer field, but I totally missed it by two minutes. ):

Frustration makes me arty, though. Yes. That's right.
So. I'm going to try and finish some 3-D things for class and then start some 2-D shits.

In other news, I finally saw the internet phenomena that is 2 Girls 1 Cup. Seeing as how Youtube has reaction videos of people vomiting and how it took five hours to find it cuz everyone has banned it and how Ron Jeremy was disgusted... I was expecting something.
I have to say, it really wasn't that bad. I couldn't stop laughing! XD
Much, much worse out there. A more tame one I've seen is gential mutilation... and I'm talking about a well-known video, here. If I ever have kids... they can't touch a computer until they're old enough to move out.
OR I WILL CUT OFF THEIR GENITALS.
LOL, IRONY.

AND EVEN THOUGH I FEEL LIKE DRAWING I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START. Anyone have any suggestions? Anything at all?

It's like a fucking Winter Wonderland!
But... not really.
It hasn't snowed in North Carolina in, like, two years now. The grass isn't even completely covered. But... it may as well be a Winter Wonderland. T_T
Unfortunately, it's exam week, and that fucks pretty much everything up. I'm confused and will most likely miss one of them because make-up days are set up in the most non-sensical way possible in this county...

BUT. Whatever.
I'm doing arts today! And I shall be for a while. I think. Because now I don't have to worry about squeezing in good grades at the end of the semester. Yay for being able to bullshit school again! SQUEE!

I think sometime I shall be submitting everything I did 1st semester for class. I imagine my teacher will start taking photographs soon, seeing as how 3-D shits takes up a good bit of space.

got to start working on the concentration portion of 3-D... bleh.

I've been meaning to get a deviantART account for about five years now, but I didn't feel like friggin' doing it. Because I'm a bum.

But here I am, after all this time.
Yet another thing to waste my time on instead of doing school work that desperately needs to be done. I ignore importance. Yay me.

So, Ian, are you happy now?
ARE YOU HAPPY???
I will fucking pwn your skillz, now. Sucka.

I shall get everything up in my gallery sometime in the next month. n_n;
~Paima