Lulz. So true.
I forget, but mine probably involved the line "I'm using you for napping from now on."
I wonder who/what this letter would be addressed to...? Hmm...

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I suppose we could get away with napping. Certainly could've today, since it was an OFFICIAL free day.

Poor Mr. Beard, all stressed out. It's because he makes everything so complicated... it's absurd... and he's getting a little bit mean. Seriously, he offended me last week. :/

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"A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world."
~ Oscar Wilde

Definately. I really needed it... but alas- I had slide labels to do. T_T

He really does. Why do artists have to be so disorganized? Well, not all of them are I guess...
But honestly... he has a folder called "Stuff From Wherever". That should tell him something about his organization skills.

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So did I! But... I did not do them. >_>

Oh, I love to be organized, but I get disorganized really fast. It's hard not to when you're lazy.
And it's not just that Mr. Beard is disorganized [I did not notice that folder, holy shit! XD], but he makes simple things complex.
Mrs. Longinotti does that. It's fucking 'tarded. She probably has to do gymnastics just to tie her shoes. T_T

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"A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world."
~ Oscar Wilde

Ehehe. Umm... good luck. D:

I do too! I just resorted my clothes into nice piles the other day. Members of my family are betting on how long this will last. -_-;
But you made me snort with the image of Longinotti tying her shoes while contorting herself. I think a graffitti is in order. D:

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Gwah, I know what you mean!
I cleaned my room completely last month - like, every last little area was spotless. I threw away five huge trashbags of shit.
But now my room is so messy I can't even walk in it. I step on needles and stuffs. ;_;

SWHSOSJSSHSSSSH WUT D:
C'mon, Ian, she's a dwarf, she can't contort!
But feel free to draw it on my Facebook anyways. >8D

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"A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world."
~ Oscar Wilde

Ahh! You have needles in your floor?!? Poor you.. wow. So do you ever get lost?

Lol, well, it's different. She can dwarf contort. Or at least try. That would be the funny part.
I think I would die immediately: it's not a sight to behold with mortal eyes.

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Yeah. I got one embedded in the middle of my foot once. Which freaked me the fuck out - bottom of the foot... ahhh. *shudder* D:
The vacuum cleaner doesn't always pick 'em up.

Yes, I got lost there once. And found myself in Narnia. 8O

Yes, but it would mean you would die with a fullfilled life.

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"A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world."
~ Oscar Wilde

Dewd... if that happened to me, I would make damn sure that there are no needles in my floor from that point on.

ACK! Nuuuu waaaaaaiii. D:
*makes plans for an Ariel's room safari*

This is true.
Now I want to think of ways to convince Mrs. Longinotti to contort herself...

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Guess what? I exist.
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DDR is krumping for nerds.